Flyby Fortunes - Really Bad Advice Scratch Off

Bad advice for trying times.
How to use:

Ask. Scratch. Ignore at your own risk.

Most advice is careful. Careful advice is rarely interesting. What you hold is the other kind: bold, unearned, delivered with total confidence by a real joker. Every wrong turn teaches the road better than a map does. Hold this up, watch yourself disagree with it, and you’ll have learned exactly where you were headed all along. So follow it exactly, or follow it a little, or hold it up as a warning. All three are correct uses.

Disclaimer: sold as a novelty. Contains no wisdom, guidance or professional counsel of any kind. Not a substitute for medical legal financial or romantic judgment. Consequences are yours alone and always were.