{"product_id":"shit-show-greeting-card","title":"SHIT SHOW Greeting Card","description":"THE ULTIMATE ALL PURPOSE GREETING CARD! - me\n\nMy best selling card of all time which means WE ARE ALL VERY MUCH ON THE SAME PAGE ABOUT LIFE ON THIS PLANET. Greeting cards tend to be a little sugary, but this one gets right to it. \n\n*If you feel like my greeting cards have gotten brighter and sturdier - it's cause they have! I am switching paper stock! I hope you love how they feel! I do!!!\n\nPackaging note: each card comes in a cello sleeve.\n\n- Blank interior\n- White folded card (a gorgeous matte 100LB vellum) 4 1\/4” X 51\/2”\n- 30% Recycled kraft envelope (a perfectly textured 70LB stock) 4 3\/8” X 5 3\/4”\n- Made in the USA\n- Printed in Red Hook, New York\n- Due to our hands-on\/small batch approach to card production, colors may *slightly* vary","brand":"RANI BAN CO","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47886839185635,"sku":"A2-GC-WH-BR-SS","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0606\/6392\/2915\/files\/131e913c183062a6bdd6938193e1da62d5b18855f0c9478c04587302fe22ecd0.jpg?v=1769537141","url":"https:\/\/flybyprovisions.com\/products\/shit-show-greeting-card","provider":"Flyby Provisions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}